Thursday, August 6, 2009

Nap time? Not so much


I was scanning over a weekly newsletter I get from BabyCenter.com Here was their words of wisdom for the week:

Afternoon energy booster "If you're finding it hard to get through the afternoon at work without a little nap, find a place you can escape for 15 to 20 minutes (close your office door, use a conference room, even sit in your car). Bring a small travel alarm clock and set it for 15 minutes." — Laura

Ummmm... Seriously? There are a few things wrong with this "advice" in my opinion:

1. Close my office door: The walls are thin at my office. My snoring would penetrate through the halls. People might think it is a fire alarm and evacuate the building.
2. Use a conference room: Where? Under the table? Or maybe on top of it. Nothing weird about that! Maybe if I put a notebook over my head, no one would notice.
3. Sit in your car: If someone saw me laying in my car, they would probably think I was dead, call 911, or smash a window to rescue me. And the walk back from my car to my office would tire me out anyway.

I have a tip for a mid-afternoon boost. A 100-calorie pack of chocolate covered pretzels. YUM! And it limits the chance of massive embarrassment - unless I get chocolate on my face, of course : )

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Documenting the Big Swell UPDATE


I made an AMAZING discovery this morning as I was grabbing my debit card from my wallet for my daily Dunkin Donuts run (don't worry -- decaf iced coffee). I try to avoid eye contact with my terrible drivers license picture, but out of the corner of my eye I noticed the expiration date this morning. It jumped out at me like a jack-in-the-box... 4/10/2010!! I don't know how I missed this before, but the expiration date didn't change just because I updated my info. IT WAS A MIRACLE! By 4/2010, I'll be 4-months past delivery... that means I'll be back to normal, right? Just kidding... but hopefully the swoll-face syndrome will have dissipated some. FINGERS CROSSED!

What I'm Loving Right Now: LilaGuide.com

I found this really cool website through TheBump.com. LilaGuide.com is an awesome site created by pregos and moms like us that lists product reviews, playgroups, story hours, etc. -- all by city!